so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
you never un-have a 4some
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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