Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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