You work out of a Hotel?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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