glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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