He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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