After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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