I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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