Just fell off a train. Bad.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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