Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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