I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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