Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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