He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
