Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I met the friendliest cop last night
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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