Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
