Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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