Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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