TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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