I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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