Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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