I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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