You made me cry and you don't even care
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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