If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Randomize
