There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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