I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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