the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.