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what?
penguin condom
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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