Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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