Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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