Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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