why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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