I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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