I heard we made out
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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