honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
A bitchslap is in order.
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