What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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