We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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