you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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