its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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