I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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