Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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