How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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