we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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