So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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