if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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