Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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