This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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