Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You need Xanax blowdarts
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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