Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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