he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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