Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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