Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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