i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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