There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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