How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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