As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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