I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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