if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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