if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Randomize
